sherlock-you-slut:

asgardia-aria:

avastcat:

naked—snake:

shwit:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

"do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?"

"you think darkness is your ally?"

"Kneel"

one of these things is not like the other

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crowley-in-the-box:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

tennantstype40:

laurenlikesthings:

right but is there some sort of doctor who fandom rule that we never speak of this

image

because i have honestly never seen anyone on tumblr ever acknowledge that it happened

 #we don’t #it didn’t happen

#no you don’t understand #it literally didn’t happen #that entire year #never happened

The year that never was.

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english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign
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disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

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hallowedbecastiel:

Misha and Maison

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tenscupcake:

sam fucking knows.

SAM. FUCKING. KNOWS.

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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

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tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

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holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

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danlsnotonfire:

*casually crops self out of own selfie*

danlsnotonfire:

*casually crops self out of own selfie*

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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